Taser Python

Taser Python

Thou Shalt Not

I had not posted in a while and this is a worthy first time in a long time.

Happy Fun Ball

Oh man. the last one got me thinking about this one....this still makes me pee my pants with laughter....oh happy fun ball remember when SNL was funny?

Dont Taunt Happy Fun Ball!

Happy Fun Ball

Oh man. the last one got me thinking about this one....this still makes me pee my pants with laughter....oh happy fun ball remember when SNL was funny?

Dont Taunt Happy Fun Ball!

Old Glory Insurance

One of my all Time SNL commercials.

VERY COOL ART

Long time no post. sheesh. Slacker.

This new one is a great one. some really cool art done Thomas Allen. He cuts and manipulates old book covers into art and takes pictures of them. VERY neat indeed. Check it out.

Make the jump and check at the rest of the exhibit at Joseph Bellows Gallery online.

Good Soldier by Mark Driscoll

SNL Digital Short: Business Meeting

I hate it when they're right...

Looks like the nay sayers are right on again. This effectively disproves all those crazy arguements of creation and evolution. Silly Christians when will we learn. Now if I could just figure out how to tell those islanders this really happened over millions of years....

Click image to make the jump to the National Geographic Artile.

In The Know: Our Troops In Iraq

COME JOIN US!

Sleep




Cartoon by Dave Walker. Find more cartoons you can freely re-use on your blog at We Blog Cartoons.

ENGRISH

I have had some friends in Asia. Wonderful people. I enjoy the challange of the language barier. I enjoy watching them butcher English as much as I butcher Chinese or Japanese. It's sort of a game. For those not familier ENGRISH is the attempt by Asains to translate and or speak English. It results in hilarity. I am sure they have a similar game called Americanese or something. But I like ENGRISH. Click Here for the best example of ENGRISH I have seen in a while.

Procrastination

There is great irony in this post. It was compiled on January 27th and hense since sat as a draft. I laughed when i found it; Both at the cartoon and myself. Enjoy.



Cartoon by Dave Walker. Find more cartoons you can freely re-use on your blog at We Blog Cartoons.

IDIOCRACY

Mike Judge of Beavious and Butthead fame made a movie in 2005 called Idiocracy. I finally watched it. It tanked in the theatres, but I dont think it was because it was entirely lame. I mean for most people it's not exactly cinema extrodinare. It is however a scathing social commentary. If you can get past the language and subject matter it is a sadly hilarious look at where society is heading.
Basically a guy is frozen and wakes up 500 years from now. Everything and everyone is a complete idiot. He is not the smartest man in the world.
I laughed out load several times (I do have a pretty crazy sense of humor) but I could not believe the depth of Judge's insight into the human condition. As a Christian I saw so many parrellels to the modern biblical narrative.
The Bible talks about how people seeming become smarter and smarter, more wise in their own wisdom when in actuality they are becoming more and more ignorant of the broader scope of things. It is so true. The oppening procreation stuff is just too true and sad. If only we were half as smart and important as we think we are we might indeed have a chance.
Truthfully though arent we really the whole problem. Is it not our "intelligence" that has placed us in the mess we find our selves a part of.
With all our talk of science, knowledge, understanding and answers its funny how much mystery remains and how much ignorance previals.
When we fail to answer the deeper things of life or be comfotable with mystery in some things we loose part of who we really were made to be. We cease in our searching to be truely human I think. And that my friends makes and funny film....

Monty Python's Dead Parrot sketch, scammer style!

Random

Saw this sign. Apparently you can't just hit babies in the face with your breifcase. At least in this location...

Dwight Schrute Music Video

Oh how I love the Schrute.

Star Wars - Robot Chicken

slightly offense to some, hillariously gut busting to others. you know who you nerds are.

"I'm a PC and I'm a Mac" - circa 1996!

This is a detailed Mac user vs. PC user comparison from the September 1996 issue of MacAddict. It doesn't look a lot different from the "I'm a PC and I'm a Mac" Apple ads of today.



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"I'm a PC and I'm a Mac" - circa 1996!

This is a detailed Mac user vs. PC user comparison from the September 1996 issue of MacAddict. It doesn't look a lot different from the "I'm a PC and I'm a Mac" Apple ads of today.



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Calvin & Hobbes: "How Come We Play War and Not Peace?"

My kids and I love Calvin and Hobbes. They are great because they are funny as heck and yet so very "truthy" and smart. This comic sums it all up I think.



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B'Owl!!!

Conan - iPhone Commercial

Now I REALLY need one.

Why I Don't Wear A Suit

Many People have tried through the years to get me to wear a suit for one reason or another and even mocked me for not owning one on several occasions. When I became a pastor and was working in full time ministery the scorn grew.
Mark Cuban, crazy owner of the Dallas Mavericks, has a great blog with a list of reasons why he does not own a suit. I could not have said it better myself.
May I add the following:
- Neck ties look too much like nooses.
- We fight over wearing uniforms to school and yet adults do it everyday in the work place.
- "Sheepal"
- Not everyone looks good in a suit
- People should be comfortable when they work. Especially at a job they really dont like.
- Suits make you look like a certain type of person. Not everyone is that type of person. I want to look like me.
Link to Cuban Article

Mac Spoof: Performance

DA BOMB

Follow up to the last post. Its all over the news now. I dont know who to crown as the dumbest in alll of this: The city of Boston, The ATF or the media who cant seemed to get anything right concerning the "hoax".
I do know who to crown as da bomb though...mooninights and the guys over at adult swim.
Please someone buy me this shirt in a medium.

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

I go away for a couple days and the world goes crazy. Snow starts falling, people go nuts and moon men attack Boston! The Horror!!!

Windows Vista

How to chooose which Copy of Windows Vista you will want for your Window Box.

Star Wars in Hands!

some one has too much time on their hands...there is a pun in there thumbwhere....

We dont need no education...

I am feeling a little better now about my "degree".

76% of Americans do not have a degree.

Ice is Dangerous, even in Portland

As we recover from our own ice storm in MO this video is quite timmely. Ice is deceptively dangerous boys and girls.

FAVORITE TV SHOWS

I do not watch much on television very regularly. It's usually an end of day brain de-stresser. I do however like some and enjoy watching with my wife. Currently my top 3 TV shows.

On TV
My Name is Earl
The Office

On DVD (the way I get to watch any series)
LOST Season 1 (yes I am behind on this)

For the record am becoming more and more bothered by my TV watching. It can be such a tremedously horrible waste of time. There is really so much more I could do.

Sometimes you Just Dont Want to

Sometimes you just dont want to smile or make a funny face. I think I felt like this Wed. Honestly can be quite funny.

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WOW LIFE

Praying Mantis catches a Humming Bird! Too insane. I have seen a Mantis cpature and eat a Honey Bee like a cob of corn but this takes the cake!

Leprachaun

I WANT THE GOLD!